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Slacker….slacker…. Just what are we going to do with you???
Actually, I know what the delay is…. Alan has been using the keyboard, and last night right before the drawing he spilled a Diet Coke into it. Rather than give someone a used and sticky keyboard he’s having another one Overnight Fed-Ex’ed so he can give that one away….. Admit it Alan… admit it…
JUST KIDDING DUDE. We understand… wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more.