I stumbled onto this site and was damn near falling out of my chair for some of them. It’s a list of dumb or (more often) funny product warning labels. The sad part is that these were surely put on the label for a reason…
Examples:
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Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
Boot’s Children’s cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
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http://www.prankspace.com/online-dumb-warnings-pranks.htm