Pimped Out John!
Apparently I don't have a Media Center toilet category for news. rgroves sent in word that Roto-Rooter is having a contest for the ultimate toilet.
Get the bran ready, because the specs are pretty damn good. You will want to be spending all day on this toilet 'o' paradise.
• Philips™ 20-inch LCD TV and Star Wars
DVD
• Xbox™ 360 gaming system
• Philips™ DVD player
• Gateway®
EMachine™ laptop computer with fully articulated robot arm
• iPod™ with
stereo docking station equipped with toilet paper dispenser
• Roto-Rooter
"emergency" button
• Tivo™ recorder
• Avanti™ refrigerator with beer tap,
stocked with drinks and snacks
• Magazine rack and subscriptions to Sports
Illustrated, ESPN and GQ
• Bike pedal exerciser
• Cup warmer /
cooler